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Patton Oswalt & The Christmas Shoes Brian Musikoff animated...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:49:00 -0700

Patton Oswalt & The Christmas Shoes

Brian Musikoff animated Oswalt’s takedown of that terrible, awful, no good song you’re all going to hear approximately 937 times in the next month.

On the verge of a 5 day weekend

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:46:05 -0700

mercurypdx:

Productivity FAIL!

AGREED! What I am thankful this year is that the internet keeps entertaining me with clever new videos and photoshopped images all day to keep me from the staring-blankly-at-my-screen I would otherwise be doing right now.

soupsoup: Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:04:08 -0700

soupsoup:

Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

Accuracy.

ewokonline:fizzzzy:(via owlatthemoon) Medicinal whiskey is...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:57:22 -0700

ewokonline:fizzzzy:(via owlatthemoon)

Medicinal whiskey is science as far as I am concerned.

thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:13:00 -0700

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.

(Seriously: Don’t bother covering “Bohemian Rhapsody.” You’d just be embarrasing yourself.)

[via.]

Its a Thanksgiving Miracle! MAMA

— President Obama, on robots. (kevin: via Gizmodo

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:40:00 -0700

— President Obama, on robots.

(kevin: via Gizmodo

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:55:56 -0700

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

fuckyeahsubs:(via alchemic) God I wish. (wait, no I don’t)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:26:07 -0700

fuckyeahsubs:(via alchemic)

God I wish. (wait, no I don’t)

Legitimate Question Alert.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:56:11 -0700

This just came up at work, relevant to a project:

Did the term “Native American” really get replaced by “American Indian”?

jasmined: Introducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:01:35 -0700

jasmined:

Introducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The magic and wonder of one of the most dynamic figures of the 21st century comes home in this incredible playset (one might even call it a Colorforms set, if “Colorforms” was not a registered trademark of the University Games Corporation). Reusable vinyl stickers cling like magic to glossy backdrops! Mix and match accessories! Peel and re-peel to create new scenes! The fate of Nicolas Cage is in your hands!

(via The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set)

Between this and the bobblehead Johnny from The Room all my Christmas shopping is done this year.

juliasegal: snuh: Elvis Costello: Veronica [Demo...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:48:19 -0700

juliasegal:

snuh:

Elvis Costello: Veronica [Demo Version]

Costello and Paul McCartney have co-wrote a number of songs for each other, including this one. Costello has said this of the collaboration:

“The ironic part is, if it sounds like he wrote it, I probably did and vice versa. He wanted to do all the ones with lots of words and all on one note, and I’m the one trying to work in the “Please Please Me” harmony all over the place”.

Elvis Costello just perked up my morning. Yay!

bemore: i hope i’m able to get one of these on black friday My...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:35:00 -0700

bemore:

i hope i’m able to get one of these on black friday

My brother and I each got one of these from my mom for Christmas as a joke gift one year. They were exceedingly creepy, always making noises when unprovoked. You’d be just minding your own business, perhaps playing Coolboarders 2, and from the back of the room you’d hear this weird “gah gah waaaah waaah” noise. I stowed mine away in the basement toy closet where it couldn’t freak anybody out anymore.

My brother took a hammer to his.

Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours....

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:17:04 -0700

Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

(via bradofarrell: juliasegal: underpantscharleston:midnightmonster: monkeyknifefight)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (in four days, whatever.)

lilsho: Mind...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:11:15 -0700

lilsho:

Mind blowing

tesslynch:

herestothefuture:

metonymic:

via a Basketcase. OMGWTF

“One sells fantasies, the other sells ‘not butter’”

Noooooooooooooo. Ah!

copycats: Kiss Off - Arcade Fireoriginally by Violent...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:31:38 -0700

copycats:

Kiss Off - Arcade Fire
originally by Violent Femmes
(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)

Two Great Tastes …

(via...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:36:00 -0700

(via letmeworryaboutblank:mkat21:fakemustache:palahniukandchocolate: squirrels-are-friends:saotrin29:tumblrisfo)

I yelled at this show so much as an 8-year-old.

Tom Waits Interview.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:14:06 -0700

Q: Do you have words to live by?

A: Jim Jarmusch once told me “Fast, Cheap, and Good… pick two. If it’s fast and cheap it wont be good. If it’s cheap and good it won’t be fast. If it’s fast and good it wont be cheap.” Fast, cheap and good… pick (2) words to live by.

From this interview which you should read in full

(via yurztruly:scout: aar0n)

Ryan Adams - Let it Ride (via letitride:hippielongstocking)

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:38:52 -0700

Ryan Adams - Let it Ride

(via letitride:hippielongstocking)

mercurypdx:ohmygolly: !!! safetybeltteam:de.acidcow.com You...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:02:48 -0700

mercurypdx:ohmygolly:

!!!
safetybeltteam:de.acidcow.com

You are now hypnotized. oontz! oontz! oontz!

(via fuckyeahsubs) She’s right you know.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:30:01 -0700

(via fuckyeahsubs)

She’s right you know.