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thedailywhat:

This Is Just Plain Wrong of the Day: Introducing the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll. Think I’m kidding? I’m not:

Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion.

Also: Making out with cabana boys named Luis.

[via.]

At least they stopped pretending.

mendi reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

Gay Ken? Assim dá vontade de voltar a brincar de Barbie!
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I think someone on Twitter called this the Pete White doll. We just need a Billy Quizboy. Or a Brock Samson. Actually,...
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I thought Ken officially left the market ‘cuz Barbie now has an Australian surfer dude for a boyfriend..?
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HOLY SHIT. that is dead on. i went to school in west palm beach and wed skip and go to palm beach island and everyone...
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This is perfect. My grandy would buy five of them.
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This just made my day sooo much better.
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THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY HAHAHA
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dailywhat. It’s what’s in my head on...daily anyway. Go GURRL!!
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i hope step two is more boys for ken to play with
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myself in old age obvs. except fuck that dog this old fag has, i need a pug
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Anyone else think this looks like Perez Hilton?
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So then where is Malibu Hooker Barbie??
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Yes I agree with Jojo.
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kissingstars reblogged this from wishinghopingpraying and added:

lol. But SOME do. Maybe this is Mattel’s version of THAT GUY. I just don’t want people to go in an uproar over a gay Ken...
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features such popular phrases as “love the shoes!” and “where is my martini!?” this is just too good.
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unlitlanterns reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

I know a guy named Ken just like this. Should I have him disposed of?
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*cough* he looks like Draco’s best customer XD
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He’s obviously batting for the other team, duh.
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SHAM: I think Barbie can afford the cosmetic surgery and plays the Playboy Bunny to Ken’s Hugh Heffner.
imperfectlyinsane reblogged this from amo5068 and added:

what he is wearing is wrong…how they going make Ken look so old, but not Barbie?
amo5068 reblogged this from imperfectlyinsane and added:

The jacket and the hair are just plain wrong. This is Hugh Heffner in his younger years I’m sure.
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imperfectlyinsane reblogged this from kissingstars and added:

when did the Ken doll become gay…
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bdpatt reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

thats hilarious. wrong on sooooo many levels but hilarious.
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I like the tiny Jessica Simpson Daisy dog.
garrettcrow reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

I so need a Sugar Dady now!!! I’m going to go buy one now
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Go ahead and ruin my childhood memories, why don’t you. Sheesh.
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OH. DEAR. GOD. :|
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LOL FOREVER. this is like every singe lax player at my school.
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Oh gosh, i keep seeing this on my dashboard, it is killing me. I think it may be the reason for my hysterical laughter...
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The only “wrong” thing I see about this is that he’s so effeminate. Not all homosexuals walk around like uptight fashion...
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And why is this “just plain wrong”? The only thing I think is wrong, is that he is in pink and green. I’m guessing he...
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I’m horribly angry that I followed the link, and all the dolls ranged from 50-179 at the “you may also like” bar…besides...
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I literally fell out of my computer chair laughing when I saw this. WOW. XDDD
reginadesiree reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

there’s always a doll for everyone
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Spencer Pratt gets his own Ken doll!? I’m so jealous! Where did I go wrong in life?
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] why in the fuck?
theswami reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

The time has come. Mattel actually made a homosexual...doll. This shit is legit too. Wow.
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“For the adult collector,” it says. omg I’m dying.
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Oh my god. This needs to be shared and ridiculed.
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At least they stopped pretending.
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Haaaha @ “Also: Making out with caban boys named Luis”
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ew. Barbies used to be cool.
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Ready for his outing to get botoxed.
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Check out THAT cool cat…
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For the “adult” collector.
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everyone in palm beach looks like this.
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