stuff & things

Before eating.

Sugar cookie you are so pretty and seasonal, what with your pumpkin shape, orange frosting and fall-colored sprinkles.  I know I shouldn’t but I am craving sweets plus the thought of dunking cookies in coffee sounds spectacular.

First bite.

This is delicious and it goes great with all this coffee I have. What a wonderful idea I had!

Quarter done.

This is way too much sugar for this early in the morning. One more bite and I am done for now.

Half done.

Ok I will save the rest of you for later, you are too sweet for me. Plus, sugar cookie frosting tastes weird and chemical after a while.

Three Quarters Done.

Who am I kidding? I can’t just let half a cookie stare at me at my desk all day. I will just finish you now and I won’t have to think about you anymore.

Four-Fifths Done.

What have I done?

Finished

THERE IS AN EPIC BATTLE IN MY STOMACH AND I CAN STILL TASTE THE COATED FROSTING IN THE BACK OF MY MOUTH. DAMMIT. WHAT HAVE I WROUGHT?