stuff & things

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pegster:

frakyeah30rock:cyborglovesong:cheia:

Devon: Pheeww!
Jack: Phvvt. Laser shield!

- 30 Rock, 4x02 Into the Crevasse

i’m gonna make like jack donaghy and put a laser shield on the bad stuff coming my way.  join me, won’t you?

pew pew pew.

The night after this aired my friend and I reenacted it at the bar all. night. long.

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At my parent’s house there are a few huge pine trees.  In the spring these pine trees are filled with baby birds chirping their lil’ heads off.  Occasionally a few poor souls would fall out of the pine trees and land in the grass.  Then my little poodle/shihtzu dogs would find them…

They’d come in all proud with their discovery holding their little heads high, wagging their tails and trying to bark without dropping their prized find.  Usually someone would catch them before they got too far and get the dead bird away from them.  Once though, when I was in about third grade, while I was napping on the couch, CJ came in with his prize, jumped on the couch, walked onto me and dropped it on my chest.

He looked so hurt when I jumped up and screamed.  Sorry CJ your murder present freaked me the hell out.

Currently Watching!

Spooky Movie Tuesday doesn’t have to end just because Halloween is over …

… but we have discussed turning it into Bill Murray Tuesday for a while.

ewokonline:

hiplove:

southernmos:

“she was a really cool kisser and she wasn’t all that strict of a christian”

Palin Joke/Hold Steady reference win!!

Reblogged for so many laughs.  FTW indeed!

Manliest expedition ever? I think yes.

thedailywhat:

Promo Poster of the Day: First official Lost Season 6 promo poster.

Notably absent: Walt.

Embiggen.

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1) I see dead people

2)Despite his absence, they better explain wtf was up with WaaaAAAAaaalt.

robot-heart:

The Better to Wed You With: Giraffe Ice Sculpture

Ha!

You know I’m not one who would want a fancy wedding anything ever… but giant giraffe ice sculpture is a very tempting proposition.

1. Ryan Adams (8) 
2. Ryan Adams & The Cardinals (8) 
3. Death Cab for Cutie (7) 
4. The National (6) 
5. The Avett Brothers (5) 

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

bemore:

aliceintumblerland:

Today I am re-opening my Etsy shop with all new photos, new items, and an overall new appearance. For today only, all items purchased cost only $1.00 to ship (no matter how many items!) So please, take advantage of the low shipping and take a moment to stop by and check out the new items. Get some holiday shopping out of the way for yourself or someone special!

You can visit my shop by clicking the above image or going to:

www.unexpectedexpectancy.com

Feel free to reblog! Thank you!

very nice jewelry… and its inexpensive!  check it out

Not only is this stuff gorgeous, but I get paid on Friday! Perfect.

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Oh. my. goodness.

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:

downtowngirl:

bemore:

after thanksgiving i will officially be in the mood to watch this

Some people do A Christmas Carol, some Rudolph.
My family Christmas tradition is this movie.

Every Christmas family needs (likely has) a Cousin Eddie.  He didn’t mean to impose.

I 100% guarantee you that on November 27th I will be watching this as I dig through boxes of decorations at my parents’ house.  Then I will go to the mermaid bar, listen to Piano Pat play “Ring of Fire” six times over the course of 3 hours and drink a fishbowl with people I haven’t seen in a year.

Traaaaadition!

I am so not going to get anything done tonight.

Ryan Adams - Cannonball Days (via letitride:haleyleigh)

“People unexpectedly replacing the roof” falls somewhere between “7am wood chipper” and “mushroomed out hippies climbing in the ‘magical’ tree outside my window.”

I heard heavy boots walking over my head at 8am.  I live on the top floor.  I thought I was dreaming.  Then it sounded like it started to rain bowling balls.  That’s when I called the receptionist of the dentist’s office I share a building with… “oh the Dr. didn’t tell you they were replacing the roof this morning?”  “No, no they didn’t… oh shit things are falling off the walls … gotta go!”

FUN MORNING!