stuff & things

Dec 16

jasmined: fuckyeahlost: Another painting from last night. I have no words. Jack is a Wolf Howling at the Moon, and the Moon is the Face of Lockeby Misha (from the mind of Paul Scheer)acrylic on black velvet23 x 19 inches$700 It’s $700? Locke as the moon is worth $500 alone. Probably.

jasmined:

fuckyeahlost:

Another painting from last night. I have no words.

Jack is a Wolf Howling at the Moon, and the Moon is the Face of Locke
by Misha (from the mind of Paul Scheer)
acrylic on black velvet
23 x 19 inches
$700

It’s $700?

Locke as the moon is worth $500 alone. Probably.

moviesinframes: Inglourious Basterds: Chapter one By Frwo If “Best Scene” was a category at the Oscars, this would win hands down. No contest.

moviesinframes:

Inglourious Basterds: Chapter one

By Frwo

If “Best Scene” was a category at the Oscars, this would win hands down. No contest.

You order one ray gun for a Halloween costume . . .

and all December you get these emails from Amazon:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who’s expressed an interest in toys, you might like to take advantage of our amazing deals on toys.

You got me Amazon, you got me.

Dec 15

“I don’t want gay people looking at the site! can you do it with CSS3?” —

(via clientsfromhell)

Tom Cruise?

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juliasegal: johnnyroyer: Extreme Sloths! SLOTHS!! They sleep 18 hours but they always party 24!

juliasegal:

johnnyroyer:

Extreme Sloths!

SLOTHS!!

They sleep 18 hours but they always party 24!

bradofarrell: gracenmichelle: unicornology: scout:hollis: story of my awkward life I have a special place in my heart for this meme This is something I constantly have to keep myself from doing.  I often end up saying “yooo… thanks.”  So I sound like a crazy person either way.

bradofarrell:

gracenmichelle:

unicornology:

scout:hollis:

story of my awkward life

I have a special place in my heart for this meme

This is something I constantly have to keep myself from doing.  I often end up saying “yooo… thanks.”  So I sound like a crazy person either way.

Dec 14

mercurypdx: Next time on the Elk Whisperer… If this did not come from a Montana paper, I would be very surprised.

mercurypdx:

Next time on the Elk Whisperer…

If this did not come from a Montana paper, I would be very surprised.

soupsoup: (via kaytee) Maximum Adorableness Achieved!

soupsoup:

(via kaytee)

Maximum Adorableness Achieved!

Dec 11

thedailywhat: Buy This: Mini Cupcake Maker from Perpetual Kid. Easy to use!  The non-stick baking tray releases cupcakes instantly and make clean up a breeze!  Save your family time and money!  Make incredible homemade cupcakes with less energy and in less time (only 5 minutes) than baking. If there is one thing I don’t need in my life right now it’s less energy and less time between me and a hot batch of mini-cupcakes. [via.] Good goddamn.

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Mini Cupcake Maker from Perpetual Kid.

Easy to use!  The non-stick baking tray releases cupcakes instantly and make clean up a breeze!  Save your family time and money!  Make incredible homemade cupcakes with less energy and in less time (only 5 minutes) than baking.

If there is one thing I don’t need in my life right now it’s less energy and less time between me and a hot batch of mini-cupcakes.

[via.]

Good goddamn.

White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights Box Set - available for preorder Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. The trailer looks great, can’t wait to see the movie.  It makes me a little sad though, one because I miss the Stripes (please please please come back) and two because I almost went to the Calgary show.  I had the ticketmaster order up and everything, but then decided to wait and see them in Seattle with some friends instead.  Of course that leg of the tour all got canceled.  It was such a crushing blow. Then I saw the Raconteurs the next fall and got over it (a little but obviously not totally).

White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights Box Set - available for preorder

Want. Want. Want. Want. Want.

The trailer looks great, can’t wait to see the movie.  It makes me a little sad though, one because I miss the Stripes (please please please come back) and two because I almost went to the Calgary show.  I had the ticketmaster order up and everything, but then decided to wait and see them in Seattle with some friends instead.  Of course that leg of the tour all got canceled.  It was such a crushing blow.

Then I saw the Raconteurs the next fall and got over it (a little but obviously not totally).

bemore: getting the work day started off right by watching some Christmas Vacation. “Hey Griswold where do you think you’re going to put a tree that tall? Bend over and i’ll show you.” Margo and Todd are the best. Mostly because of this: Margo: And why is the carpet all wet Todd? Todd: I don’t know Margo! (You have to do it in the Todd voice or it doesn’t work. Todd Voice: essential)

bemore:

getting the work day started off right by watching some Christmas Vacation. “Hey Griswold where do you think you’re going to put a tree that tall? Bend over and i’ll show you.”

Margo and Todd are the best. Mostly because of this:

Margo: And why is the carpet all wet Todd?

Todd: I don’t know Margo!

(You have to do it in the Todd voice or it doesn’t work. Todd Voice: essential)

You guys, if we make enough Internet Lists, we'll never have to confront the terrifying possibility that the last decade meant nothing!

(via alexblagg)

Has someone made a list of the best “Best of the Aughts” list yet? That’s the one I am waiting for.  New decade please.

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Dec 10

letmeworryaboutblank:pandyland:ihateyouall breeawnuhh I’ll take “Things I Haven’t Thought About in a Decade or More for $1000,” Alex.

letmeworryaboutblank:pandyland:ihateyouall breeawnuhh

I’ll take “Things I Haven’t Thought About in a Decade or More for $1000,” Alex.