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Productivity FAIL!
AGREED! What I am thankful this year is that the internet keeps entertaining me with clever new videos and photoshopped images all day to keep me from the staring-blankly-at-my-screen I would otherwise be doing right now.
Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
Accuracy.
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Medicinal whiskey is science as far as I am concerned.
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— President Obama, on robots.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22) -
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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God I wish. (wait, no I don’t)
This just came up at work, relevant to a project:
Did the term “Native American” really get replaced by “American Indian”?
Introducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The magic and wonder of one of the most dynamic figures of the 21st century comes home in this incredible playset (one might even call it a Colorforms set, if “Colorforms” was not a registered trademark of the University Games Corporation). Reusable vinyl stickers cling like magic to glossy backdrops! Mix and match accessories! Peel and re-peel to create new scenes! The fate of Nicolas Cage is in your hands!
Between this and the bobblehead Johnny from The Room all my Christmas shopping is done this year.
i hope i’m able to get one of these on black friday
My brother and I each got one of these from my mom for Christmas as a joke gift one year. They were exceedingly creepy, always making noises when unprovoked. You’d be just minding your own business, perhaps playing Coolboarders 2, and from the back of the room you’d hear this weird “gah gah waaaah waaah” noise. I stowed mine away in the basement toy closet where it couldn’t freak anybody out anymore.
My brother took a hammer to his.
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (in four days, whatever.)
Mind blowing
via a Basketcase. OMGWTF
“One sells fantasies, the other sells ‘not butter’”
Noooooooooooooo. Ah!
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