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Patton Oswalt & The Christmas Shoes
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Brian Musikoff animated Oswalt’s takedown of that terrible, awful, no good song you’re all going to hear approximately 937 times in the next month.
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On the verge of a 5 day weekend
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mercurypdx:
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Productivity FAIL!
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AGREED! What I am thankful this year is that the internet keeps entertaining me with clever new videos and photoshopped images all day to keep me from the staring-blankly-at-my-screen I would otherwise be doing right now.
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\x0a $soupsoup:\x0a\x0aClassic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving\x0a\x0aAccuracy.$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
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Accuracy.
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\x0a $ewokonline:fizzzzy:(via owlatthemoon)\x0a\x0a\x0a\x0aMedicinal whiskey is science as far as I am concerned.$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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ewokonline:fizzzzy:(via owlatthemoon)
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Medicinal whiskey is science as far as I am concerned.
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thedailywhat:
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Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.
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(Seriously: Don’t bother covering “Bohemian Rhapsody.” You’d just be embarrasing yourself.)
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Its a Thanksgiving Miracle! MAMA
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— President Obama, on robots.
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(kevin: via Gizmodo
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\x0a My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)\x0a \x0a \x0a
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1. \x0aWilliam Elliott Whitmore (7)
2. \x0aThe Dead Weather (4)
3. \x0aBob Dylan (2)
4. \x0aThe Raconteurs (2)
5. \x0aKanye West (1)
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Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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\x0a $fuckyeahsubs:(via alchemic)\x0aGod I wish. (wait, no I don’t)$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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fuckyeahsubs:(via alchemic)
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God I wish. (wait, no I don’t)
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Legitimate Question Alert.
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This just came up at work, relevant to a project:
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Did the term “Native American” really get replaced by “American Indian”?
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\x0a $jasmined:\x0a\x0a\x0aIntroducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The magic and wonder of one of the most dynamic figures of the 21st century comes home in this incredible playset (one might even call it a Colorforms set, if “Colorforms” was not a registered trademark of the University Games Corporation). Reusable vinyl stickers cling like magic to glossy backdrops! Mix and match accessories! Peel and re-peel to create new scenes! The fate of Nicolas Cage is in your hands!\x0a\x0a(via The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set)\x0a\x0aBetween this and the bobblehead Johnny from The Room all my Christmas shopping is done this year.$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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jasmined:
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\x0aIntroducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The magic and wonder of one of the most dynamic figures of the 21st century comes home in this incredible playset (one might even call it a Colorforms set, if “Colorforms” was not a registered trademark of the University Games Corporation). Reusable vinyl stickers cling like magic to glossy backdrops! Mix and match accessories! Peel and re-peel to create new scenes! The fate of Nicolas Cage is in your hands!\x0a
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(via The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set)
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Between this and the bobblehead Johnny from The Room all my Christmas shopping is done this year.
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