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There is a Leprechaun movie marathon happening on...
AND I AM AT F*$&ING WORK. Something is wrong with this situation.
Things I Saw Last Night
(in no particular order) The new Lost - LOST COPS! Kratos from God of War 3 poking out Poseidon’s eyes with his thumbs, from the first person (person being the guy getting his eyes removed) point of view. A guy at the all night bar & diner slump over, drop a full pint all over the floor (the glass didn’t shatter - amazing!) and then fall asleep in his hash browns. Vampire...
Conan's Tour is Coming Within 3 Hours of Me!
This never happens! OH MAN. BRB BUYING TICKETS!
Despite not being anything close to twins
my brother and I have a sort of crazy twin language. We spell things funny and wrong and sometimes phonetically and add extra letters and sometimes just write in sound effects noises. I do this with no one else.
This + this: And it’s alllllllll good.
I am a mere THREE Kevin Bacon steps from Randy “The Natural” Couture. The world is truly full of wonder.
Kids and Animals - Dirty City —- I keep...
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So Hersheys owns Cadbury now
And I really don’t care EXCEPT in this one instance. This morning I saw their Easter ad. Its the same one they’ve been running for at least a decade, with all the animals wearing rabbit ears auditioning to be the Cadbury bunny. Fine, fine until the end where the announcer says: “Nobunny knows Easter like HERSHEYS” That doesn’t even make sense Hersheys! You are...
I am in hipster wonderland.– My friend Jake at the Bloomington The Room screening which Tommy Wiseau will also be attending. Hellajealous (jealous ^27)
I just fixed my printer
Somehow there was a broken sunflower seed shell in there. I can’t remember the last time I had sunflower seeds but I’m sure it was longer ago than the last time I printed something. Anyhow I fixed it with a lot of shaking, cursing and sticking a tiny pocket knife into it and wiggling it around (SCIENCE!) and it effing worked. My reward is I get to go to sleep now.