December 2009
68 posts
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Women's Fitness Business Puts On Pink Gloves →
My friend Emilie got her story on Pink Gloves Boxing on NPR’s Morning Edition!
Part of my job includes setting up and...
I am becoming an expert at this.
Life Goal : Achieved.
(cry)
I love being from Minnesota
ewokonline:
sparo:
I love being born and raised in Minnesota (and still living in), but I hate the weather. I hate the weather so much that I’d show it how a man does work in it.
I just shoveled/ice picked/batter up’d the four-foot wall of ice in front of my house in a t-shirt. It’s 15° outside right now. I got cold when I accidentally threw snow on myself, so I came inside, thinking to...
The Jeff Dunham Show has been canceled! →
letmeworryaboutblank:
2010 is already starting to look up. Kahdooz to Videogum for helping end this awful, awful thing.
Justice! I guess comedy central got the many many letters I wrote in my head and sent to them through the TV. What? That totally works - obviously.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys...
– I am happy that Jeff Goldblum got an action figure.
(super awesome reminder via this)
Barack Obama Wants to Be at Work Today Just as... →
soupsoup:skidder:
Barack Obama spent the day calling into local news-talk radio shows as “Barry from D.C.”
George Lucas was 27 when he made his first feature, THX1138 (or whatever the...
– Justin Johnson’s almost daily web-log (via davidseger)
I don’t care what your mama says, Christmas time is here!
Snow Day
Nothing in Montana ever really stops for snow, so snow days happen once in a blue moon. I had exactly one in my entire school career.
These are the conditions that led to that singular snow day:
A foot and a half of snow on the ground
A temperature of at least 30 degrees below 0
60 mph winds
Power kept flickering out.
They snow day was called halfway through a normal school day. All the...
mercurypdx:
baxterp2:
I worked in a grocery store most of my high school career (the good ol InfectedGoatsAss/IGA) and found humanity’s reaction to the threat of a good-sized storm hilarious. Milk and bread were always the first to go. People who regularly bought only liters upon liters of Pepsi and every kind of processed food available suddenly just wanted MILK AND BREAD OMG WE’RE ALL GOING...
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
– Ernest Hemingway (via rulesformyunbornson:ewokonline)
You order one ray gun for a Halloween costume . ....
and all December you get these emails from Amazon:
Dear Amazon.com Customer, As someone who’s expressed an interest in toys, you might like to take advantage of our amazing deals on toys.
You got me Amazon, you got me.
I don’t want gay people looking at the site! can you do it with CSS3?
– (via clientsfromhell)
Tom Cruise?
You guys, if we make enough Internet Lists, we'll...
(via alexblagg)
Has someone made a list of the best “Best of the Aughts” list yet? That’s the one I am waiting for. New decade please.