May 2008
35 posts
That song “Mercy” by that Duffy (wtf?) gal is a good song, I’ll give you that one; however, it seems to play on the radio about 4-6 times a day and is in the background of several ads I hear regularly. Little much fellas, little much.
There have been a hell of a lot of robberies in town lately.
Michelle Malkin needs to do womankind a favor and disappear into the mist or jump into a bottomless pit.
Chikezie, despite going pretty early in the top 12, was probably one of the strongest singers. It may be just a volume/tone thing, but I heard his voice over and through all the other contestants during all the medleys last night. Way better than Archie Rudabega no doubt.
Jason Castro’s version of Hallelujah cuts out all the sexy bits. Boo-urns.
Vh1 programmers are genius. They’re doing another Charm School but with the Rock of Love girls and Sharon Osbourne as the headmistress (instead of Monique). I’m already hooked. This summer Vh1’s “I Love Money” premieres which is basically the reason most of the people from the dating show went on in the first place. I gaurantee I will see all of the episodes of...
My Google Reader keeps shooting up to 666 exactly today. I’ll go in, read several items and then a few minutes later, lo and behold, I have 666 unread items. Seriously, its done this five times today.
If Lost kills Desmond I am going to write soooooo many angry nerd letters to JJ Abrams. (I would have said I am soooooo going to kick JJ Abrams in the balls, but that’s not very realistic or nice.)
“Me and Mariah / We go back like babies and pacifiers”
– poet laureate Old Dirty Bastard in Fantasy, the best song to have a video heavily featuring rolelrcoasters and skates.
I’ve been catching up with the coverage of Mariah & Nick Cannon’s wedding and freakin’ rollercoaster party today. I love that girl. Love love love. She does whatever the hell she wants. My older cousin introduced me to Ms. Carey when I was little. Because she loved Mariah I decided I loved Mariah because my older cousins were tastemakers and who the hell else am I going...
I love Lost. I devote my Thursday nights to it. Hell, I spend Thursday days catching up on the current theories and reading show news. I’ve begun referring to Thursday as “Lostday” lest no one forget the rule and call me when the show is on my television. (I don’t answer, you get a stern yet fair text message) Also, I’m wacky! ! ! LOLZOMG I read Doc...
Ticketmaster and “seperate company” TicketsNow are such a ripoff. Jesus. Seriously, a 12,000+ seat venue shouldn’t be sold out in a minute. I also seriously doubt my tickets are worth 100 bucks a piece at this point. It’s Radiohead, yes, but it is also the lawn of a super shitty venue in the middle of nowhere. Playing in Auburn, WA doesn’t really cut the carbon...
“They should sent that spoiled idiot to live in a third world country and let...”
– Me and the rest of the country after watching any episode of My Super Sweet 16 ever. Apparently this thought got turned into a new show called EXILE which is pretty much that exact concept. IT LOOKS KICKASS.
*PHONE RINGS circa 2000*
Me (answers): Hello
Friend: I'm bored.
Me: Duh. Wanna do something?
Friend: Yea.
Me: Like . . .?
Friend: Let's do hijinx.
Me: I got five bucks for the ketchup. I'm in.
*We then proceed to purchase colored ketchups from the grocery store to decorate our friend's cars. This was right around when the ketchup company thought it would be cute to have ketchup come in purple and green which I am convinced was purchased mostly by teenagers looking to use it to "decorate" people's cars*
Additionally: My home town’s (poor) substitute for Costco, Sam’s Club, was amusingly lax on its membership policy. For example, a friend jacked one of his parent’s “Club” cards and proceeded to purchase a gross of eggs nary a single question right before closing. Those eggs made their way onto many a windshield and maybe a couple omelettes.
Costco’s gourmet chocolate chunk cookies are probably in the top 5 of best things that can be purchased at Costco.
werewolph: i am not staring at shit because stuff started blowing up all kinds of wicked in this. i mean, they have a kick ass truck scene and there is this woman cybord (another terminator) Here: http://rifftrax.com/rifftrax/terminator-3 This will help. I promise. It’s Mike Nelson and the guys from the last seasons of MST3K giving you commentary. It’s hilarious. It made Nic...
New Theme! Hooray for brown and ice blue!
Hey Jason Castro, It’s: “In the jingle jangle mornin’ I’ll come followin’ you.” It’s the fourth line, it’s the third easiest line of the song to remember and you totally did that on purpose. XO
Wilco played a 45 minute encore last night broken up into 2 parts. Phenomenal!
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Demonstrated by all the goofy 17-year-olds at the Ben Folds show last week. I can understand snapping a quick picture for the scrapbook/webpage/posterity, but more than that and you’re obnoxious. Goes for girls who think that cause they are small nobody will notice or care doubly. We notice and we hate you. YES. Seriously tall guys, just be aware. Stepping a foot back won’t kill...
Today I am going to list things/people/places/animals/vegetables/minerals I sincerely enjoy and don’t only like in an ironic pretentious hipster way. Although I am pretty certain than prefacing this list this way makes it ironic and pretentious in a hipster way. Sorry. Also, this list will be backwards because I am going to make them all individual entries SO this means that nobody will...
