Fantasy exchange between McCain and...
McCain: He associated with terrorists
Obama: I'll give you a chance to withdraw that statement. If you choose not to, I'll temporarily stop talking about the future to discuss your self-admitted financial indescretions and Mrs Palin's strong links with anti-American secessionist organizations with Iranian ties. Take your choice, John.
McCain: (Runs at full speed into the confrontation)
Obama: Summarizes in two minutes the skeletons in the opposing camp's closet using only easily verifiable objective statements, challenges the media to verify, challenges McCain to deny.
McCain: (Sweeping denials, bluster, arm waving ala Cotton Hill)
Obama: As I said, I don't believe the American people really care about this, but as long as you keep bringing this stuff up, so will I. Deny all you want, but I challenge the media as well as your handlers to deny the statements I made. Now, do we have time to discuss the problems of America, or do you have something else to get off your chest, John?
Credit where Credit is Due: Reddit user Blumbo in this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/76c7v/obama_knew_it_was_coming_all_along
Additionally, why can't I hot-link in chats?
Oct 10th