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rphelps:
Vowing to all within the sound of my barbaric yawp, I will do this one day
Is it wrong to want to have a kid simply so I can make this happen one day and thus be awesome?
As far as I am concerned this is one of the few reasons to consider even having a kid :)

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:

rphelps:

Vowing to all within the sound of my barbaric yawp, I will do this one day
Is it wrong to want to have a kid simply so I can make this happen one day and thus be awesome?

As far as I am concerned this is one of the few reasons to consider even having a kid :)

1 week ago

June 26, 2009
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Rumors circulating that Jeff Goldblum was killed in an on-set accident today in New Zealand?

mercurypdx:

86400:

florencio:

afghanibanani:

What the fuck is going on?!?!??!?!

demaciados muertos para un dia

Think about someone! Make them die! DO IT!

I’ll take the blame for this one. I was kinda wishing for it when I realized how horrible Law and Order: CI is now that he’s replaced Chris Noth. Sorry…. had to.

WAT?  This better be false (it probably is). Ian Malcolm will never die! You hear me? NEVER.

1 week ago

June 25, 2009
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photo lilsho:missworld:oldhollywood:



Eartha Kitt & James Dean, early 1950s (via American Masters). Dean studied dance with Kitt and said he learned more about acting from her lessons than he had in any acting class.
“[James Dean] said to me, ‘I want to move like you, can you teach me how to move my body like you do on stage?’ And I told him where to meet me, here in New York and that’s where we met for dance classes. And that’s where Jamie and I always met downstairs from that studio to have coffee, to have our little tete-a-tete conversations.”
“He was like my brother. He had something in him that he didn’t understand. He wanted to learn from me how to move on the stage the way I do, so I taught him how to control his body and how to let the words physically carry you from this point to that point. I was in a play and he’d just done his first film so we were both becoming known at that time. It was a good time.”
-Eartha Kitt



Old Hollywood will always be the best Hollywood.  There’s no room for magic like this today.

lilsho:missworld:oldhollywood:

Eartha Kitt & James Dean, early 1950s (via American Masters). Dean studied dance with Kitt and said he learned more about acting from her lessons than he had in any acting class.

“[James Dean] said to me, ‘I want to move like you, can you teach me how to move my body like you do on stage?’ And I told him where to meet me, here in New York and that’s where we met for dance classes. And that’s where Jamie and I always met downstairs from that studio to have coffee, to have our little tete-a-tete conversations.”

“He was like my brother. He had something in him that he didn’t understand. He wanted to learn from me how to move on the stage the way I do, so I taught him how to control his body and how to let the words physically carry you from this point to that point. I was in a play and he’d just done his first film so we were both becoming known at that time. It was a good time.”

-Eartha Kitt

Old Hollywood will always be the best Hollywood.  There’s no room for magic like this today.

1 week ago

June 25, 2009
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Friday Memorial

Let’s all feather our hair and moonwalk.

1 week ago

June 25, 2009
photo Photoshop some arms onto birds already. Sheesh.
A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don’t have arms. We decided this should be fixed.
via SA Forums

Photoshop some arms onto birds already. Sheesh.

A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don’t have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

via SA Forums

1 month ago

June 8, 2009
photo Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
Alright.  I posted about this while I was completely buzzed off it on Saturday night, but whatever.
Buy a bottle.  Put it over ice and add a splash of lemonade. Perfect.  Or just try it ditch with a bit of water.  Either way, it tastes like Sweet Tea.  No, not like vodka with a weird sweet aftertaste.  It tastes like sweet tea period.  It is perfect for summer. 
What will Smirnoff Ice and Mike’s Hard do If high school kids find out about this?

Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

Alright.  I posted about this while I was completely buzzed off it on Saturday night, but whatever.

Buy a bottle.  Put it over ice and add a splash of lemonade. Perfect.  Or just try it ditch with a bit of water.  Either way, it tastes like Sweet Tea.  No, not like vodka with a weird sweet aftertaste.  It tastes like sweet tea period.  It is perfect for summer. 

What will Smirnoff Ice and Mike’s Hard do If high school kids find out about this?

1 month ago

June 8, 2009
photo thedailywhat:

Good News of the Day: Rumor!
[image: andrew k.]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thedailywhat:

Good News of the Day: Rumor!

[image: andrew k.]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

1 month ago

June 8, 2009
reblogged via thedailywhat
text Everybody you need to find and drink Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka. Now. My whole state (and its a big one) is sold out for a goddamn reason!

1 month ago

June 6, 2009
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Ode to Rosaeurs Grocery

13 hour cereal sale.

All cereal $1.79.

Milk too.

My cupboard is overfull.

Cereal Party.

1 month ago

June 4, 2009
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So what's Kevin Eubanks gonna do now anyway?

I didn’t watch the “final” Leno if this was answered already.

1 month ago

June 1, 2009
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I saw the Terminating Robots 4 Starring Batman

And I will say this.  Little things in movies like this bother me.  I will give them the robots and the underground human military resistance and the robot/human hybrids and the Helena Bonham Carters etc. BUT:

I sincerely doubt that in post-Judgement Day Robot Apocalypse that everyone’s teeth will be so freaking perfect.

THERE ARE NO ORTHODONTISTS IN POST JUDGEMENT DAY ROBOT APOCALYPSES.

That is all.

1 month ago

May 21, 2009