stuff & things

Patton Oswalt & The Christmas Shoes

Brian Musikoff animated Oswalt’s takedown of that terrible, awful, no good song you’re all going to hear approximately 937 times in the next month.

mercurypdx:

Productivity FAIL!

AGREED!  What I am thankful this year is that the internet keeps entertaining me with clever new videos and photoshopped images all day to keep me from the staring-blankly-at-my-screen I would otherwise be doing right now.

soupsoup:

Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

Accuracy.

ewokonline:fizzzzy:(via owlatthemoon)

Medicinal whiskey is science as far as I am concerned.

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.

(Seriously: Don’t bother covering “Bohemian Rhapsody.” You’d just be embarrasing yourself.)

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Its a Thanksgiving Miracle! MAMA

— President Obama, on robots.

(kevin: via Gizmodo

1. William Elliott Whitmore (7)
2. The Dead Weather (4)
3. Bob Dylan (2)
4. The Raconteurs (2)
5. Kanye West (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

fuckyeahsubs:(via alchemic)

God I wish. (wait, no I don’t)

This just came up at work, relevant to a project:

Did the term “Native American” really get replaced by “American Indian”?

jasmined:

Introducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The magic and wonder of one of the most dynamic figures of the 21st century comes home in this incredible playset (one might even call it a Colorforms set, if “Colorforms” was not a registered trademark of the University Games Corporation). Reusable vinyl stickers cling like magic to glossy backdrops! Mix and match accessories! Peel and re-peel to create new scenes! The fate of Nicolas Cage is in your hands!

(via The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set)

Between this and the bobblehead Johnny from The Room all my Christmas shopping is done this year.

juliasegal:

snuh:

Elvis Costello: Veronica [Demo Version]

Costello and Paul McCartney have co-wrote a number of songs for each other, including this one. Costello has said this of the collaboration:

“The ironic part is, if it sounds like he wrote it, I probably did and vice versa. He wanted to do all the ones with lots of words and all on one note, and I’m the one trying to work in the “Please Please Me” harmony all over the place”.

Elvis Costello just perked up my morning.  Yay!

bemore:

i hope i’m able to get one of these on black friday

My brother and I each got one of these from my mom for Christmas as a joke gift one year.  They were exceedingly creepy, always making noises when unprovoked. You’d be just minding your own business, perhaps playing Coolboarders 2, and from the back of the room you’d hear this weird “gah gah waaaah waaah” noise.  I stowed mine away in the basement toy closet where it couldn’t freak anybody out anymore.

My brother took a hammer to his.

Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

(via bradofarrell: juliasegal: underpantscharleston:midnightmonster: monkeyknifefight)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (in four days, whatever.)

lilsho:

Mind blowing

tesslynch:

herestothefuture:

metonymic:

via a Basketcase. OMGWTF

“One sells fantasies, the other sells ‘not butter’”

Noooooooooooooo. Ah!

copycats:

Kiss Off - Arcade Fire
originally by Violent Femmes
(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)

Two Great Tastes …